Went to my first ever book club tonight and I have to say it was surprisingly good!! We meet once a month and my first book to read and discuss is The Memory Keepers Daughter. Makes a change from the chick lit!!

Made sure I didn't drink the wine at the library - didn't want to get kicked out for being drunk!!!!!! HA ha drunk at Thetford library!!!! Oooh and I didn't eat any crisps - the diet is going well! :-D

Jesus I HATE this boody pc world! In my first aid course this morning "we are not allowed to say brainstorm we now have to say thought shower"!!! WTF?!?!?! WHO would be offended with brainstorm?!?!?!?!?!?! Is the storm upset as it doesn't want to be with the brain?!?!! At least shower is happy to be with thought! Some people just have TOO much time on their hands!

to be different! I went to the opticians and as he was doing the tests I asked how my eyes were. "Yes they are ok. The right one has changed but other than that they are ok. The trouble with your eyes is you are short-sighted (yep knew that!) and have a stigma in one eye and long-sighted and a stigma in the other eye"! What?!?! Miss Naive here thought you was either long or short-sighted not both!!! :-(

.....wrong of me to want Andy Murray to lose?! I can't stand him.

He he on the canaries website our manager says "more points will come" I bloody hope so as our one point isn't going to be any good at the end of the season is it?!

so wrong of me to laugh about China getting in a state as their best athlete is out injured?!?!?! Welcome to Great Britain's world! At least our news readers don't cry about it! Forget about Georgia/Russia, Iraq, children world-wide suffering with all sorts of life-threatening illnesses the real tragedy is a hurdler is out of the Olympics!

I'm in a bitchy mood as I'm tired but I can't be bothered to go to bed!

WTF was Paula Radcliffe doing attempting to run the marathon (boohoo she didnt win oh no its ok she did finish ;-D)?!?! HELLO the only marathon you will finish is the chocolate bar (ha ha I'm showing my age!)!! What I don't understand is why one of our youngsters who was also injured had to take part in a run the day before she was due to race to make sure she was fit enough yet Paula didn't?! Why is it one rule for one....

..that makes an innocent law-abiding citizen (i.e. ME!) feel like some mastermind criminal as soon as they see the police?!?!?! I just don't understand it. When I'm driving and I have a police car behind me my head is glued to the rear view mirror (I seem to forget about the traffic in front of me!) and I am paranoid they are going to pull me over for being a woman driver or something! If I see the police when I'm out I want to confess to every crime in the WORLD even tho I've done nothing wrong! Today I had two police 'specials' (I don't know what makes them so special) turn up. They just gave me a letter to pass on. I panicked when I saw the police radios! :-/

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The world's oldest penises are 400 million
years old. Discovered in Scotland in 2001, they're part of the fossilized
remains of an arachnid species known as daddy longlegs. In reporting their
find, the paleontologists marveled that the reproductive organ was two-
thirds the size of the entire creature. Let's make this ancient genital a
power symbol for you, Pisces. (If you prefer, you can focus on the 400-
million-year-old daddy longlegs' vaginas that were also found.) I hope it
inspires you to think back to the time when your sexual desires first
began to stir. The future of your intimate relationships will benefit from
you reconnecting to the primal purity of your original erotic urges.

The top news story is Wayne Rooney getting married to whatserface! Never mind all the wars, accidents etc going on in the world!!!

I don't believe it - I look out the window and there is a SNAKE on the drive!!!!! I'm trapped inside until the snake slithers away or my parents come back. Its not a big snake and is just a grass snake (I think)!

My arm aches - maybe I'm not cut out for painting!

Well what a great day!!!! After a shit day on Wednesday things are going well!

Went and did my first ever VOLUNTEER project (well I don't think anyone would pay for my services!!!!) We went to the maddermarket theatre in Norwich and painted the cafe area and also behind the bar. Had a classy picture of me taken with a Vodka bottle!!!

It sounds stupid but I've never painted anything before or used a roller and now I know how to do it! The theatre have given everyone a free ticket to go to a performance of our choice.

I can't believe how confident I feel. I want to take on the WORLD! I hate having my picture taken yet today I didn't mind and the pictures are going to be in the local papers and on a website! Have to say I look rather fetching in my rubber gloves!

Everyone was soo friendly, no-one made me feel stupid and I felt part of the team.

Perhaps my career change could see me be a painter and decorator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't tomorrow a bank holiday?!

Great a spot has appeared on my nose and I look like Rudolph! :-(

I know I moaned about Britains Got Talent (BGT) but I did watch the final!!! I was pleased George the break dancer won! I loved the song he danced to!!! To be honest I was relieved that Cheeky 'boring' monkeys and a boring singer didn't win!!!!!!!!!

I'm watching the England friendly match and its sooo boring!!! The commentaters are sending me to sleep!! If I hear about John Terry and THAT penalty again!!! He earns £120,000 A WEEK for christ sake!!! People go through a lot more in life than missing a penalty!!!!

Ok I admit it I'm a rubbish person to have an arguement with!! I get really miffed about things then 5 mins later I forget that I'm not speaking to that person!!! I had a similar thing tonight - I wasn't going to watch BGT again but yet again there I was in front of the tv watching!!! Admitedly it was slightly better tonight!! I can't believe Simon put the kid dancers through. I expect he is trying to show his "human" side!! He makes me laugh when the singers come on - you can see the £ signs in his eyes!

I still don't understand why bank holiday weekends go so quickly then the day at work drags! I thought I'd died of boredom at one point!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there such a thing?!?!?! I have yet to find one in 29 years!!!

Time For Healing
Your health and work zone is greatly energized by the presence of Mars in this area, Kerry. It is a good time to take action to remove obstacles and stand up for your cause. But as Mercury will be turning retrograde on Monday, you need to take extra care when signing contracts and making commitments. It is best to wait until after June 19 if you can. If not, be sure to keep all your paperwork so that you can resolve any issues that arise. Mercury is in your home zone, so this also applies if you happen to be buying or selling a property. Again, try to wait until after June 19 to sign contracts as you will find the whole process goes much more smoothly. This is a good time to get into action down at the gym or perhaps to devise your own workout - one that you find enjoyable and fun. You seem keen to get into shape for the summer and quite willing to put in the hard work to look your best. Overall, your life seems to be ticking along just fine, but you must keep up the work on your long-term relationships. Healing ongoing issues is very important to the well-being of you and your lover.

I must say I'm feeling much happier in myself. I think those Quiet Life tablets are doing the trick. I don't feel so stressed (I normally worry about everything!). I suppose the main thing is I'm sleeping ok at night. I'm a right miserable cow if I can't sleep!