canarieschick

Book Club!!!

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:59:41 GMT

Went to my first ever book club tonight and I have to say it was surprisingly good!! We meet once a month and my first book to read and discuss is The Memory Keepers Daughter. Makes a change from the chick lit!!

Made sure I didn't drink the wine at the library - didn't want to get kicked out for being drunk!!!!!! HA ha drunk at Thetford library!!!! Oooh and I didn't eat any crisps - the diet is going well! :-D

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:51:26 GMT

Jesus I HATE this boody pc world! In my first aid course this morning "we are not allowed to say brainstorm we now have to say thought shower"!!! WTF?!?!?! WHO would be offended with brainstorm?!?!?!?!?!?! Is the storm upset as it doesn't want to be with the brain?!?!! At least shower is happy to be with thought! Some people just have TOO much time on their hands!

I Just Had

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:52:32 GMT

to be different! I went to the opticians and as he was doing the tests I asked how my eyes were. "Yes they are ok. The right one has changed but other than that they are ok. The trouble with your eyes is you are short-sighted (yep knew that!) and have a stigma in one eye and long-sighted and a stigma in the other eye"! What?!?! Miss Naive here thought you was either long or short-sighted not both!!! :-(

Is It......

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:26:06 GMT

.....wrong of me to want Andy Murray to lose?! I can't stand him.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:20:11 GMT

He he on the canaries website our manager says "more points will come" I bloody hope so as our one point isn't going to be any good at the end of the season is it?!

Is It

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:48:14 GMT

so wrong of me to laugh about China getting in a state as their best athlete is out injured?!?!?! Welcome to Great Britain's world! At least our news readers don't cry about it! Forget about Georgia/Russia, Iraq, children world-wide suffering with all sorts of life-threatening illnesses the real tragedy is a hurdler is out of the Olympics!

I'm in a bitchy mood as I'm tired but I can't be bothered to go to bed!

WTF was Paula Radcliffe doing attempting to run the marathon (boohoo she didnt win oh no its ok she did finish ;-D)?!?! HELLO the only marathon you will finish is the chocolate bar (ha ha I'm showing my age!)!! What I don't understand is why one of our youngsters who was also injured had to take part in a run the day before she was due to race to make sure she was fit enough yet Paula didn't?! Why is it one rule for one....

What Is IT...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:11:11 GMT

..that makes an innocent law-abiding citizen (i.e. ME!) feel like some mastermind criminal as soon as they see the police?!?!?! I just don't understand it. When I'm driving and I have a police car behind me my head is glued to the rear view mirror (I seem to forget about the traffic in front of me!) and I am paranoid they are going to pull me over for being a woman driver or something! If I see the police when I'm out I want to confess to every crime in the WORLD even tho I've done nothing wrong! Today I had two police 'specials' (I don't know what makes them so special) turn up. They just gave me a letter to pass on. I panicked when I saw the police radios! :-/

Eh?!

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:39:29 GMT

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The world's oldest penises are 400 million
years old. Discovered in Scotland in 2001, they're part of the fossilized
remains of an arachnid species known as daddy longlegs. In reporting their
find, the paleontologists marveled that the reproductive organ was two-
thirds the size of the entire creature. Let's make this ancient genital a
power symbol for you, Pisces. (If you prefer, you can focus on the 400-
million-year-old daddy longlegs' vaginas that were also found.) I hope it
inspires you to think back to the time when your sexual desires first
began to stir. The future of your intimate relationships will benefit from
you reconnecting to the primal purity of your original erotic urges.

Only In England.......

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:14:01 GMT

The top news story is Wayne Rooney getting married to whatserface! Never mind all the wars, accidents etc going on in the world!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:26:20 GMT

I don't believe it - I look out the window and there is a SNAKE on the drive!!!!! I'm trapped inside until the snake slithers away or my parents come back. Its not a big snake and is just a grass snake (I think)!

Owwww

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 22:03:22 GMT

My arm aches - maybe I'm not cut out for painting!

:-P

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:14:29 GMT

Well what a great day!!!! After a shit day on Wednesday things are going well!

Went and did my first ever VOLUNTEER project (well I don't think anyone would pay for my services!!!!) We went to the maddermarket theatre in Norwich and painted the cafe area and also behind the bar. Had a classy picture of me taken with a Vodka bottle!!!

It sounds stupid but I've never painted anything before or used a roller and now I know how to do it! The theatre have given everyone a free ticket to go to a performance of our choice.

I can't believe how confident I feel. I want to take on the WORLD! I hate having my picture taken yet today I didn't mind and the pictures are going to be in the local papers and on a website! Have to say I look rather fetching in my rubber gloves!

Everyone was soo friendly, no-one made me feel stupid and I felt part of the team.

Perhaps my career change could see me be a painter and decorator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why..............................................................................

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:50:21 GMT

Isn't tomorrow a bank holiday?!

:-(

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:40:53 GMT

Great a spot has appeared on my nose and I look like Rudolph! :-(

I've Died of Boredom....

Wed, 28 May 2008 21:06:58 GMT

I'm watching the England friendly match and its sooo boring!!! The commentaters are sending me to sleep!! If I hear about John Terry and THAT penalty again!!! He earns £120,000 A WEEK for christ sake!!! People go through a lot more in life than missing a penalty!!!!

Tue, 27 May 2008 21:23:01 GMT

Ok I admit it I'm a rubbish person to have an arguement with!! I get really miffed about things then 5 mins later I forget that I'm not speaking to that person!!! I had a similar thing tonight - I wasn't going to watch BGT again but yet again there I was in front of the tv watching!!! Admitedly it was slightly better tonight!! I can't believe Simon put the kid dancers through. I expect he is trying to show his "human" side!! He makes me laugh when the singers come on - you can see the £ signs in his eyes!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tue, 27 May 2008 21:19:03 GMT

I still don't understand why bank holiday weekends go so quickly then the day at work drags! I thought I'd died of boredom at one point!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devise your own workout - one that you will find ENJOYABLE & FUN?!?!!

Mon, 26 May 2008 21:07:25 GMT

Is there such a thing?!?!?! I have yet to find one in 29 years!!!

Time For Healing
Your health and work zone is greatly energized by the presence of Mars in this area, Kerry. It is a good time to take action to remove obstacles and stand up for your cause. But as Mercury will be turning retrograde on Monday, you need to take extra care when signing contracts and making commitments. It is best to wait until after June 19 if you can. If not, be sure to keep all your paperwork so that you can resolve any issues that arise. Mercury is in your home zone, so this also applies if you happen to be buying or selling a property. Again, try to wait until after June 19 to sign contracts as you will find the whole process goes much more smoothly. This is a good time to get into action down at the gym or perhaps to devise your own workout - one that you find enjoyable and fun. You seem keen to get into shape for the summer and quite willing to put in the hard work to look your best. Overall, your life seems to be ticking along just fine, but you must keep up the work on your long-term relationships. Healing ongoing issues is very important to the well-being of you and your lover.

Sun, 25 May 2008 21:39:57 GMT

I must say I'm feeling much happier in myself. I think those Quiet Life tablets are doing the trick. I don't feel so stressed (I normally worry about everything!). I suppose the main thing is I'm sleeping ok at night. I'm a right miserable cow if I can't sleep!

Ok.....

Sat, 24 May 2008 21:11:05 GMT

I'm sitting here watching Mean Girls and some of the things they are doing I remember doing when I was young(er!)! I suddenly feel guilty!!!!!!

>:-O

Wed, 21 May 2008 19:24:13 GMT

Not happy - I've spent over an HOUR trying to get the lid of a CHILD-PROOF bottle!!!!!!!!!! ARGH what a nightmare!!

Yes I'm In The Stupid Corner Wearing The Dunces Hat!!!!!!

Wed, 21 May 2008 12:14:14 GMT

Yes I'm in the Stupid Corner Wearing the Dunces Hat!!!!! ARGH - don't ask why but I re-read the directions for my Quiet Life tablets and I read the dose wrong!!!! Luckily I'm under-dosing and not over-dosing!!! I'm meant to take 2 tablets twice a day and 3 tablets when I go to bed but I've taken one tablet twice a day and 3 when I go to bed!!!!!! Christ I'm knackered on this low dose so god knows what will happen once I get on the correct dose!!! My head will probably hit the desk and I'll fall asleep!!!!! Why am I SO stupid?!?! Simple directions and I can't even read them right!!!!!! God I'd be dangerous with a brain!!!!

Quiet Life - You Bet!

Tue, 20 May 2008 21:28:07 GMT

Oh my goodness what a day!!! I didn't get off to the best of starts - I overslept and woke up at 6.45 with a start!! Thank god I wasn't in Norwich today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luckily that was as bad as it got!!!

I've got a new herbal remedy to try!!! Its called "quiet life"! This is what the makers claim "Every now and then the stresses and strains of life can seem difficult to cope with. Quiet Life is a tried and tested herbal remedy that can help soothe away periods of worry, irritability, stresses and strains. Quiet life is also rich in essential stress busting B Vitamins and can help promote natural sleep" Blimey! Hopefully that will help perk me up! I took one after lunch (as stated) and I spent all afternoon trying not to fall asleep!!! I feel relaxed already!!!!!!!!! You have one tablet twice a day after food, then when you go to bed you take 3 tablets! Hopefully I should sleep better. I've found it difficult to sleep recently - I get things on my mind and it takes an hour or two to fall asleep! Anyway I shall see how I get on. If it doesn't work I'll stop taking them. Irritability - blimey they must be good!!!!

I just watched that stupid 'Duchess in Hell sorry Hull' programme! I'm now starving after seeing the family eat all sorts of junk food to start with!!!!! Every bloody time the narrator said about Fergie he called her the Duchess and that made me think of the singer!!!!!! Why can't he call her Sarah - its her NAME?! Duchess sounds so OTT!

Right well I'm off to bed - lets see if these tablets work! :-)

Mount Vesuvius!

Mon, 19 May 2008 21:32:39 GMT

Hasn't got any bigger YET but it hasn't got smaller or any less red! Pah I thought once you was out of your teens they disappeared!!! :-(

Mon, 19 May 2008 21:22:52 GMT

Ok I don't really want to be a man - hell they can't act dizzy and get things done for them!!!